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<TITLE>Divert Sockets mini-HOWTO: Foreword</TITLE>
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<H2><A NAME="s3">3. Foreword</A></H2>
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<PRE>
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Here's an easy game to play,
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Here's an easy thing to say:
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If a packet hits a pocket
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on a socket on a port
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And the bus is interrupted
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as a very last resort,
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And the address of the memory
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makes your floppy disk abort,
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Then the socket packet pocket
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has an error to report!!
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If your cursor finds a menu item
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followed by a dash,
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And the double clicking icon puts your
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window in the trash,
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And your data is corrupted 'cause the
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index doesn't hash,
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Then the situation's hopeless, and your
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system's gonna crash!
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YOU CAN'T SAY THIS? WHAT A SHAME SIR!
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WE'LL FIND ANOTHER GAME SIR
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If the label on the cable on the table
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at your house,
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Says the network is connected to
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the button on your mouse,
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But your packets want to tunnel
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on another protocol,
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That's repeatedly rejected
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by the printer down the hall,
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And your screen is all distorted
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by the side effects of gauss
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So your icons in the window are
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as wavy as a souse,
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Then you may as well reboot and
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go out with a bang,
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'Cause as sure as I'm a poet,
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the sucker's gonna hang!
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When the copy of your floppy's
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getting sloppy on the disk
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And the microcode instructions cause
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unnecessary risc,
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Then you have to flash your memory and
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you'll want to RAM your ROM
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Quickly turn off your computer and
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be sure to tell your mom!
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-- Anonymous
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</PRE>
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