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>Chapter 14. Recess Time</H1
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> This bizarre little intermission gives the reader a chance to
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relax and maybe laugh a bit.
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Fellow Linux user, greetings! You are reading something which<br>
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will bring you luck and good fortune. Just e-mail a copy of<br>
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this document to 10 of your friends. Before making the copies,<br>
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send a 100-line Bash script to the first person on the list<br>
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yours to the bottom of the list.<br>
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Don't break the chain! Make the copies within 48 hours.<br>
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Wilfred P. of Brooklyn failed to send out his ten copies and<br>
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out his ten copies and within a month had enough hardware<br>
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<EM
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>Tuxracer</EM
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>. Amelia V. of Chicago laughed at this letter<br>
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and broke the chain. Shortly thereafter, a fire broke out<br>
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in her terminal and she now spends her days writing<br>
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documentation for MS Windows.<br>
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Don't break the chain! Send out your ten copies today!<br>
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