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<SMALL>...<I>making Linux just a little more fun!</I></SMALL>
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<center><H3><font color="maroon">Wacko Topic of the Month</font></H3></center>
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<A HREF="steve.cody@controlsoft.com.au">Steve Cody</A> sent in a few more
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additions to
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<A HREF="../issue45/orr.html">If Operating Systems Ran The Airlines</A>.
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<H4>Windows 3.0 Air</H4>
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An old 'air DOS' biplane painted to look like a modern aircraft.
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<H4>Windows 3.11 Air</H4>
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As above but fitted with a two-way radio.
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<H4>Sun Air</H4>
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An expensive Concorde that travels only between destinations
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that the average person has never been to and could never afford to go to.
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<H4>ROM DOS air (a.k.a. TRSDOS, et. all)</H4>
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A paper aeroplane. Hey, it flies doesn't it? What more do you want?
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<H4>Altair Air</H4>
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A pile of timber, wires and nails at the end of the runway,
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and a nice brochure.
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<P> Happy Linuxing!
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<P> Mike ("Iron") Orr<br>
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Editor, <A HREF="http://www.linuxgazette.com/"><i>Linux Gazette</i></A>, <A
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Copyright © 2002, .
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Published in Issue 85 of <i>Linux Gazette</i>, December 2002
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