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<li><a HREF="#wacko">Wacko Topic of the Month</a>
<li><a HREF="#nottag">Not The Answer Gang</a>
<li><a HREF="#spam">World of Spam</a>
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<H3 ALIGN="center"><FONT COLOR="green">Klez.E worm, bad bad dude</FONT></H3>
<p align="right"><FONT COLOR="#000000"><strong>Contributed By Iron
</strong></FONT></p>
Normally, I don't think much about spam. It's easy to spot it in a mail
index. Spam just doesn't have plausable Subject: lines. Too many
capital letters, too many '$' and other symbols, and words that no
person would put in a subject; e.g., "Here's the info you asked about."
<P> Three weeks ago, I started receiving a lot of binary attachments. After
two weeks of seeing the same subject lines over and over, I started keeping
count. 241 messages in 9 days, or 32 MB. Ironically, the culprit itself
revealed its identity. One of the subjects was "W32.Klez.E removal tools". I
headed to
<A HREF="http://www.datafellows.com/">www.datafellows.com</A>, searched for
"Klez.E", and sure enough, it's a worm.
<P>
<A HREF="http://www.europe.f-secure.com/v-descs/klez_e.shtml">http://www.europe.f-secure.com/v-descs/klez_e.shtml</A>
<P> It's quite a complicated little beastie. It has a large pool of
subjects to choose from and also incorporates phrases it finds in files.
It has a built-in SMTP client and sends itself to whoever it finds in your
Outlook address book, pretending to be From: somebody else in your address
book.
<P> Linux users of course can't get infected, although it can leak onto Linux
mailing lists and pretend to be From: a Linux user. But Windows users who
are unlucky enough to run the program or let IE or Outlook automatically
execute it will have their documents overwritten with random data, their
anti-virus programs disabled, and their address book harvested. Often it
pretends to be an audio file, exploiting a bug in some Windows programs
that automatically executes audio attachments.
<P> In the past week, the worm has forged the addresses of both Alex
(former Answer Gang member and column writer) and the Editor Gal (Heather),
and sent three messages to a linux-list recipient claiming to be From:
linux-list. Interestingly, the addresses it chose for Heather and the
linux-list person were obsolete.
<P> I have no idea why the Gazette address has the honor of receiving 99%
of these critters.
<P> What burns me up was not only the bandwidth but the sneaky way it tries
to trick you into running the attachments, claiming to be a Win XP patch
(that's what first got me suspicious) or an anti-virus tool against itself.
Some of its messages include the URLs of real anti-virus companies as a way
to sound legitimate.
<PRE>
A Win XP patch
Your password
A nice game
This is a very nice game&lt;br&gt;
This game is my first work.&lt;br&gt;
I hope you would enjoy it.
A special excite game
If you're not connected to the Internet
W32.Klez.E removal tools
&lt;FONT&gt;Sophos give you the W32.Klez.E removal tools&lt;br&gt;
W32.Klez.E is a dangerous virus that spread through email.&lt;br&gt;
&lt;br&gt;
For more information,please visit http://www.Sophos.com&lt;/FONT&gt;
Worm Klex.E immunity
&lt;FONT&gt;Klez.E is the most common world-wide spreading worm.It's very
dangerous by corrupting your files.&lt;br&gt; Because of its very smart
stealth and anti-anti-virus technic,most common AV software can't
detect or clean it.&lt;br&gt; We developed this free immunity tool to defeat
the malicious virus.&lt;br&gt; You only need to run this tool once,and then
Klez will never come into your PC.&lt;br&gt; NOTE: Because this tool acts as
a fake Klez to fool the real worm,some AV monitor maybe cry when you
run it.&lt;br&gt; If so,Ignore the warning,and select 'continue'.&lt;br&gt; If you
have any question,please &lt;a href=3Dmailto:equipment@sascouk.com&gt;mail to
me&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/FONT&gt;
W32.Elkern removal tools
W32.Elkern is a dangerous virus that can infect on Win98/Me/2000/XP.
Trendmicro give you the W32.Elkern removal tools
For more information,please visit http://www.Trendmicro.com
Hi,gazette,darling
Introduction on ADSL
False) window.parent.GoNext()
Tooltips.style.visibility
CELLSPACING
Content-Type: audio/x-wav; name=height.bat
So cool a flash,enjoy it
name=Nt324-00.doc
A IE 6.0 patch
name=sidprod1[1].htm
Password. Make sure you remove the cookies by
</PRE>
Cutest subject: "there's a solution". It sounds like a religious evangelist,
but with the vagueness of a fortune cookie.
<P> First non-English subjects: "Impostati", "Bliver brugt i Netscape".
<P> Ben sent in this procmail stanza that catches all messages with
Windows binary attachments and sends them to /dev/null:
<PRE>
# Goodbye to all the fools sending me "executable" attachments
:0B:
* name=.*(\.exe$|\.scr$|\.pif$)
/dev/null
</PRE>
I wrote a recipe that catches the subject lines used by this
worm, with double spaces after the words it uses double spaces after.
It puts the messages in I.worm in my mail directory. ("I." is the
common prefix for my incoming mailboxes.)
<P>
<A HREF="misc/backpage/klezkiller.procmailrc.txt">misc/backpage/klezkiller.procmailrc.txt</A>
<P> To generate the subject lines:
<PRE>
grep -i 'Subject:' spambin | tr A-Z a-z | sed 's/subject: //' | sort -u &gt;victims
</PRE>
<P> I've also started temporarily moderating linux-list, where it also
tried to spread. And I've been collecting these critters in a mailbox
and sending complaints to the postmaster@ and abuse@ the relay ISPs, and
blocking mail from those that don't respond.
<H4>Breen Mullins writes:</H4>
Yeah, we're seeing it. This is one mean little sucker. It has the
usual features of an Outlook-based worm, with the charming addition
that it uses a random address from the victim's address book as the
From: address when it tries to propogate itself.
When you're accused of spreading Windows worms from your linux box,
that's why.
<P>
More from Symantec:
<A HREF="http://www.symantec.com/avcenter/venc/data/w32.klez.h@mm.html">http://www.symantec.com/avcenter/venc/data/w32.klez.h@mm.html</A>
<P>
The colleague who answers the support@ mailbox here reports receiving
282 of these in 5 days.
<H3>Elkern virus</H3>
The worm also drops a virus, Elkern.
<A HREF="http://www.europe.f-secure.com/v-descs/elkern.shtml">http://www.europe.f-secure.com/v-descs/elkern.shtml</A>.
One curious fact:
<BLOCKQUOTE>
Curiously, "the virus doesn't work on any operating system except Windows 98
because of a serious bug in its code. Due to some blind luck the virus also
works on Windows 2000... When the main code gets control, the first thing is
does is calls the IsDebuggerPresent API function. But the virus calls this
function using a fixed API address and this address is only valid for Windows
98. On all other systems the virus just crashes. ... [Stuff about registry
keys it sets] ... On Windows NT this doesn't happen because the virus crashes.
Due to a dumb luck the virus doesn't crash on Windows 2000 though it calls a
non-existing API address. "
</BLOCKQUOTE>
<H3>Didier Heyden writes:</H3>
<P> Trendmicro/<A HREF="http://antivirus.com/">antivirus.com</A>
describes the worm's attack scheme:
<BLOCKQUOTE>
It does not require the email receiver to open the
attachment for it to execute. It uses a known
vulnerability in Internet Explorer-based email clients to
execute the file attachment automatically. This is also
known as Automatic Execution of Embedded MIME type.
<P>
The infected email contains the executable attachment
registered as content-type of audio/x-wav or
sometimes audio/x-midi so that when recipients view
the infected email, the default application associated
with audio files is opened. This is usually the Windows
Media Player. The embedded EXE file cannot be
viewed in Microsoft Outlook."
<P>
However Trendmicro also pretends that the thing (at least the `E'
and `H' variants) composes the message body "randomly"...
The `H' variant is supposed to contain the following strings:
<PRE>
Win32 Klez V2.01 & Win32 Foroux V1.0
Copyright 2002,made in Asia
About Klez V2.01:
1,Main mission is to release the new baby PE virus,Win32
Foroux
2,No significant change.No bug fixed.No any payload.
About Win32 Foroux (plz keep the name,thanx)
1,Full compatible Win32 PE virus on Win9X/2K/NT/XP
2,With very interesting feature.Check it!
3,No any payload.No any optimization
4,Not bug free,because of a hurry work.No more than three
weeks from having such idea to accomplishing coding and
testing"
</PRE>
The sender `from:' address seems to be taken randomly either from the
infected user's address book (which means that the apparent originator
is not necessarily infected her/himself), or from a set of hardcoded
addresses.
</BLOCKQUOTE>
<a name="nottag"></a>
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<H4>Bill Danzon:</H4>
Well I never! I didn't expected such a prompt reply. Don't you have to
tack, jib or shiver your timbers occasionally on that boat of yours?
<H4>Ben Okopnik:</H4>
Nah. These days, it's all done by computer. I just sit back and watch as
the boat crashes into, erm, well, I never did trust them damn machines
anyhow. What were we talking about?
<H4>Bill:</H4>
Early tomorrow I will be leaving home and driving 1000 miles to the Belgium
coast to catch a 14-hour ferry to the north of England and don't know when I'll
be returning. Pure coincidence, I assure you. No. Really. It has nothing
whatsover to do with being threatened by "dustbunnies", whatever they are.
<BLOCKQUOTE>
<H4>Iron:</H4>
Better go to Scotland. If it's cold enough that tomatoes don't grow up
there, maybe you're safe from dust bunnies too.
Dust bunnies are those clumps of dust that accumulate behind and
underneath furniture. Sounds like there might be a dust bunny
convention under your sofa.
</BLOCKQUOTE>
<H4>Thomas Adam:</H4>
On behalf of the English people who are resident at
TAG (including myself) -- welcome to England, Bill.
<H4>Ben:</H4>
Yikes. I didn't know that there _was_ a 1000 mile stretch you could drive
in Europe...
<P>
I'm just kidding, of course. I mean, at least there the Le Mans... That's a
strange highway, though; after a while, the faces in the crowds along the side
of the road (and *boy* are they big crowds - you'd think they've never seen
a car before!) begin to look _really_ familiar, like they were *repeating*
or something. And there's no place to pull over and buy a hot dog, either.
<H4>Thomas:</H4>
That would be too "American" -- :-) Indeed, there is
always a nice little tea room, where one can get their
"tea and scones"!! :-)
<H4>Ben:</H4>
*And* when I got off it, it looked like the same town I started in! What a
bore. I'm never going back there again.
<H4>Thomas:</H4>
Lol, how so, Ben?? You mean you got fed up of the
thatched roofs...but I thought you Americans liked all
the picturesque scenary? -- No?? You did watch
"Inspector Morse"??
<H4>Ben:</H4>
Oh, and if you're going to England, be careful: there's supposed to be this
fella there named Thomas Adam, and he...
Oh, - *hi*, Thomas! So nice to see you! I was just telling Bill here what a
great country you have, with flush toilets and payphones, even... I've
already arranged the low, low down payment and a great interest rate, and
he sounds interested. &lt;grin&gt;
<H4>Thomas:</H4>
What? didn't your Mum (oh....sorry "mom") teach you
where the pull-chain was?? :-)
<H4>Ben:</H4>
Nah; I was too busy learning to spell "tire", "maneuver", and "apothegm"
the right way. :) I figured out pull-chains on my own.
<H4>Thomas:</H4>
Easy Ben. Hows the sunglasses, incidentally??
<H4>Ben:</H4>
Still dark and menacing as ever, thanks.
<H4>Thomas:</H4>
--Mr. Thomas Adam (English, by the way!!)
<H4>Ben:</H4>
&lt;blink, blink&gt; Really? There I was, thinking that the county of Dorset was
on Mars. Silly me...
<HR WIDTH="80%"> <!--*********************** -->
<H3 ALIGN="center"><FONT COLOR="green">Sendmail for kids</FONT></H3>
<STRONG>
I'm not old enough to use Linux yet .
But I'm trying to configure the
Linux ( send mail) to work as mail relay and I couldn't. where can I find
clear documentation for configuring the Linux to work as Mail relay ??
<P>
This message is in MIME format. Since your mail reader does not understand
this format, some or all of this message may not be legible.
</STRONG>
<P>
<IMG SRC="../gx/dennis/bbub.gif" ALT="(!)"
HEIGHT="28" WIDTH="50" BORDER="0"
> [Iron]
<P>
I didn't know there was a minimum age to use Linux. If you're old enough
to write an e-mail, you're old enough to write Linux.
<P>
Are you old enough to set your mailer so it sends us only text-format
messages, not HTML format? Text messages are easier for us to read and
respond to, and are the standard for Internet e-mail.
<P>
You're not old enough to use Linux and you're trying to configure Sendmail???
Mamma mia! Why? Use a mail transfer agent like Postfix that's much easier
to configure than Sendmail.
<P>
What exactly do you want to do, what have you tried, and what are the
problems?
<P>
I assume by "mail relay" you just mean you want Sendmail to work, so you can
send mail from and to your computer. That's not a mail relay. A "mail relay"
means that your Sendmail program accepts mail *from non-local senders to
non-local recipients*. Normally, Sendmail accepts mail only if it's *from a
local user* or *to a local user*. Otherwise, you open up your mail server for
exploitation by spammers.
<P>
If this is the central mail server for an organization, it probably accepts
mail from computers in the organization but not from other computers.
This is technically "relaying", but with most mail transfer agents you don't
configure it as a relay, instead you tell the program these are local addresses.
<P>
If you're trying to be a spammer yourself, see Linux Gazette's advice for
crackers:
<A HREF="http://www.linuxgazette.com/issue76/lg_backpage.html#nottag">#1</A>
<A HREF="http://www.linuxgazette.com/issue73/lg_backpage.html#wacko">#2</A>
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<H4>Ben:</H4>
Unfortunately, when I tried to notify Faber, his mail server said
&lt;choke&gt;&lt;gag&gt;&lt;puke&gt;
<P>
So, I'm putting it up here. Some of you might care, others hit 'delete' -
and Faber, presumably, will get a high-speed cartoon brick with a message
wrapped around it, telling him to smack his server so that it will take my
messages and _like_ it.
<P>
&lt;making faces at Faber's server&gt; Nyah. :)
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<H4>Iron:</H4>
Anybody want to take a crack at this? It's an *.exe attachment supposedly
sent by Microsoft to all its customers, a security upgrade for IE and
Outlook/Express.
<H4>Ben:</H4>
Ah yes; another sleaze trying a bit of social engineering. Let's see...
<BLOCKQUOTE><PRE>
----- Forwarded message from Microsoft Corporation Security Center
<rdquest12@microsoft.com> -----
Date: Sun, 17 Mar 2002 20:35:29 -0600
From: "Microsoft Corporation Security Center" <rdquest12@microsoft.com>
To: "Microsoft Customer" <'customer@yourdomain.com'>
Subject: Internet Security Update
</PRE></BLOCKQUOTE>
Yeah, *right*. Micros*ft may produce a broken OS, be in league with the
Dark Forces, and smell of elderberries, but they're *not* stupid enough to
spam millions of people. Sorry, slimeball; try elsewhere.
<BLOCKQUOTE><PRE>
Microsoft Customer,
this is the latest version of security update, the
known security vulnerabilities affecting Internet Explorer and
MS Outlook/Express as well as six new vulnerabilities, and is
discussed in Microsoft Security Bulletin MS02-005. Install now to
protect your computer from these vulnerabilities, the most serious of which
could allow an attacker to run code on your computer.
</PRE></BLOCKQUOTE>
First off, the poor English should trigger off warnings; you don't "protect
from" vulnerabilities; dependent clauses need a referent; and "security
update" takes a definite article. An articulate seven-year old, or an
under-educated teenager? Take your pick.
<P>
"Don't delay! Grab the patch from *THIS* Micros*ft site RIGHT NOW!!!"
<P>
http://www.microsoft.com\no+really:this_is=the+real+thing@666_666
<H4>Heather:</H4>
[Dear Microsoft Customer: pleez run this attachment to induce^H protext from
evildoer accezz]
<P>
Yeah, this whole thing sparked me to mantion a "warning in case you have
gullible end users" to my local sysadmins list.
<BLOCKQUOTE>
NEWS FLASH
<P>
Reports of a new strain of the "lack of clue" virus, in which people
who lack a clue when dealing with email attachments are victimized
easily, is going around.
<P>
This one affects all clueless Microsoft customers and is invoked when
the hapless victim opens an attachment claiming to be "from Microsoft"
(CLUE: Microsoft never sends attachments. They have a website and a
rather annoying auto-update system. They don't need to waste their
own email bandwidth spamming customers with update .exe packets).
<P>
Linux users are largely immune, as are freeBSD users, but users of
MSwin based mailers which "helpfully" open attachments for them are
heavy sufferers in this ailment. Linux and BSD folk who use WINE
or DOSEMU and have made any special effort to autolaunch those sort
of binaries should beware though. ("Too much clue" is also a problem
at times...)
<P>
Sites using a central SMTP gateway can apply filters against undesired
attachments. If you don't have a clue what policy to apply, consider
dumping all mail bearing attachments with the "Known Dangerous
Extensions" - a Microsoft Knowledge Base document available on their
website - into some moderated account which is maintained by a user
with no interesting privileges, or to pass it through some antivirus
scanning.
</BLOCKQUOTE>
<HR WIDTH="40%" ALIGN="center"> <!-- ****************************** -->
<STRONG>
Subject: Precious Cat News<BR>
Quality Scoopable Litter Solutions
</STRONG>
<H4>Iron:</H4>
Anyone want to take a shot at this? Lampooning for the Back Page open
for business now. Notice question 2, "Why won't my cat use the litter
box?" and "Quality scoopable litter solutions".
<H4>Heather:</H4>
for a proper firewall, we recommend you load the ip-cardboard module,
although ip-plastic-with-lid has also been found effective. The
selfscoop module may not be compatible with your cat if she hates the
disk noises while it updates the logs...
<H4>Ben:</H4>
*There's* the problem, right there. You should be loading the "catp-*"
versions of those modules, instead; the "ip-*" subset is intended for those
humans who are silly enough to want to _demonstrate_ for their fussy fuzzy
furball.
<H4>Heather:</H4>
Hmm, purrr-haps. I hear that the catp-plastic-liner module has to be
unloaded manually, but the entire system is sub-optimal if you don't load
it....
<P>
Results are kinda gross, actually. I predict incompatibility with most
kitchen protocols, especiially teen-chores.
<HR WIDTH="40%" ALIGN="center"> <!-- ****************************** -->
<STRONG>
i'm a student at aylesbury college and i have a pre-release question which
requires me to compare two operating systems and i have choosen linux as one
of my choices, please could you send me information on linux's main features
and requirements this would be most appreciated,
</STRONG>
<P>
<IMG SRC="../gx/dennis/bbub.gif" ALT="(!)"
HEIGHT="28" WIDTH="50" BORDER="0"
> [Iron]
<P>
Ah, but your professor wants you to do the research yourself.
<OL>
<LI>Look on the back of the box of any Linux distribution.
<LI>Look at the distributions' web sites. Linux Weekly News (http://lwn.net/)
maintains a list of distributions somewhere.
<LI>See the Linux FAQ and Linux Meta-HOWTO at http://www.linuxdoc.org/ .
Hint: while you're reading, note the large number of filesystems and network
protocols Linux supports: it can communicate with a wider variety of
computers than most other OSes can.
</OL>
PS. What's a "pre-release question"?
<P>
<IMG SRC="../gx/dennis/bbub.gif" ALT="(!)"
HEIGHT="28" WIDTH="50" BORDER="0"
> [Don Marti]
<P>
Yes, of course. Linux is the OS that causes cancer.
<A HREF="http://www.theregister.co.uk/content/4/19396.html">http://www.theregister.co.uk/content/4/19396.html</A>
<P>
Linux is also obsolete.
<A HREF="http://groups.google.com/groups?selm=12595%40star.cs.vu.nl">http://groups.google.com/groups?selm=12595%40star.cs.vu.nl</A>
<P>
It was written by high school students who are in jail now.
<A HREF="http://geraldholmes.freeyellow.com/LinusSucks.html">http://geraldholmes.freeyellow.com/LinusSucks.html</A>
<P>
<IMG SRC="../gx/dennis/bbub.gif" ALT="(!)"
HEIGHT="28" WIDTH="50" BORDER="0"
> [Iron]
<P>
Wow, that last link gave me four, count 'em, four popup ads before I managed to
turn off Javascript.
<HR WIDTH="40%" ALIGN="center"> <!-- ****************************** -->
STOP THE GENOCIDE<BR>
Erkki Tapola 29-Jul-96<BR>
<P>
Every second billions of innocent assembler instructions are executed
all over the world. Inhumanly they are put on a pipeline and executed
with no regard to their feelings. The illegal instructions are spared,
although they should be executed instead of the legal ones.
<P>
Prior to the execution the instructions are transported to a cache
unit using a bus. There they spent their last moments waiting for the
execution. Just before the execution the instruction is separated into
several pieces. The execution isn't always fast and painless. On crude
hardware the execution of a complex instruction can take as long as
150 clock cycles. Scientists are working on shorter execution times.
<P>
Microsoft endorses the needless execution of instructions with their
products like DOS(TM), Windows(TM), Word(TM) and Excel(TM). It is more
humane to use software which minimises the executions.
<P>
Modern machines use several units to execute multiple instructions
simultaneously. This way it is possible to execute several hundred
million instructions per second. The time is near when there will be
no more instructions to execute.
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<H4>Ben:</H4>
the secret handshake
<H4>Iron:</H4>
Oh, now he's going around trying to convince people there's a secret
handshake. Do you get kickbacks from people when you show them the
handshake? Is that why you were able to trade your boat in for a yacht?
<P>
Just to make it clear, THERE IS NO OFFICIALLY-SANCTIONED LINUX GAZETTE
HANDSHAKE!!! If anybody tries to tell you there is and offers to teach
it to you for a "donation", tell them to jump off a short plank into
Chesapeake Bay.
<P>
PS. I think Ben should host a Linux Gazette New Year's party on his
fancy new yacht.
<H4>Ben:</H4>
"Flash! Pending sub-zero temperatures for Hades and the immediate
vicinity, Ben will not - I repeat, not - be getting a new yacht.
Current temperatures are approximately 820F, slightly higher near
boiling lakes of sulphur. The weather should continue unseasonably warm
and mild over the course of the next three thousand millenia..."
<a name="spam"></a>
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<center><H3><font color="maroon">World of Spam</font></H3></center>
<P> <HR> <P>
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<P>
I have been mandated by my colleagues on the Panel to seek your assistance in
the transfer of the sum of US$18.5 Million into your Bank account. As you may
have known, the late General Abacha and members of his government embezzled
billions of dollars through spurious contracts and payments to foreigners
between 1993 and 1998 and this is now the subject of the probe by my Panel.
<P>
In the course of our review, we have discovered this sum of $18.5 Million,
which the former dictator could not transfer from the dedicated account of the
Central Bank of Nigeria before his sudden death in June 1998. It is this amount
that my Colleagues and I have decided to acquire for ourselves through your
assistance. This assistance becomes crucial because we cannot acquire the funds
in our names and as government officials we are not allowed to own or operate
foreign bank accounts.
<BLOCKQUOTE><EM>
[Bah, they want to acquire knowingly-embezzled funds for themselves,
and need a partner because as government officials they can't open a government
bank acct? -Iron.]
</EM></BLOCKQUOTE>
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To: gazette@scubacat.com
Cc: gazette@sgi.net, gazette@shinbiro.com, gazette@shtc.net,
gazette@sockets.net, gazette@somtel.com, gazette@sonic.net,
gazette@ssc.com, gazette@sunline.net, gazette@telepath.com,
gazette@telos.ca, gazette@thetravelstore.com, gazette@top.monad.net,
gazette@total.net, gazette@townsqr.com, gazette@txdirect.net,
gazette@uswest.net, gazette@vineyard.net, gazette@vpi.net,
gazette@vvonline.com
Subject: i recommend trying this .
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$$$GET A FREE MILLION ON TOP OF EVERY ORDER. IF YOU ORDER WITHIN 2 DAYS
OF ORDERING!
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Subject: [TAG] Linux-questions-only, let's boost your internet speed by up to
220%
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<P> Happy Linuxing!
<P> Mike ("Iron") Orr<br>
Editor, <A HREF="http://www.linuxgazette.com/"><i>Linux Gazette</i></A>, <A
HREF="mailto:gazette@ssc.com">gazette@ssc.com</a>
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