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"Linux Gazette...<I>making Linux just a little more fun!</I>"
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<H1><font color="maroon">The Back Page</font></H1>
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Paul Evans' <A HREF="../issue67/evans.html">Secret Tools</A> article in June's
Linux Gazette was revised June 7. The originally-published version was not the
author's final. If you read the article at the beginning of June, you may want
to <A HREF="../issue67/evans.html">read it again</A> to see what's been added.
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<H3 ALIGN="center">Routers vs. hubs --or-- folksongs and filksongs</H3>
<p align="right"><FONT COLOR="#000000"><strong>Answered By Iron, Ben Okopnik and
Chris Gianakopoulos
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> [Iron]
In any case, it's *certainly* a lot more topical than Ben and I
chatting away about folk songs!
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> [Heather]
At this point, there are folk songs about free software, but no querent
has asked about 'em yet.
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> [Chris]
All right, let's hear those folk songs about free software. What
instruments do you use. Are teletypes used instead of drums? Are radios
placed near computers for the melody? (You know -- the tones from the
speaker) And, of course, who sings those songs? I'll be yet another
curious querent.
<BLOCKQUOTE><EM>
[Astute readers will remember that Heather published her own
autobiographical filksong, <A
HREF="i../issue67/misc/tag/filksong-programmers-daughter.txt">The
Programmer's Daughter</A>, in June's Answer Gang. -Iron.]
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>A/C</H3>
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<STRONG>i have problem in logging to my A/C. What should i do?</STRONG>
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> [Iron]
You have a problem logging into your air conditioner?
Or is your alternating-current generator is going haywire?
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>Did Microsoft invent Linux?</H3>
<p align="right"><FONT COLOR="#000000"><strong>Answered by Iron
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<STRONG> Microsoft has endorsed Linux in the past. If you will remember, Linus
Tovalds developed Linux on a Microsoft research grant using kernel code
developed in Redmond by Microsoft's famous "Blue Team".
At the time, no one at Microsoft thought the code was going anywhere so they
let Linus have it and, of course, the rest is history.
SO, anytime you fire up Linux, give a hearty thanks to the people who made
it possible - Bill Gates and his buddies in Redmond.</STRONG>
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> [Iron]
Linus has publicly stated several times that he wrote Linux as an
exercise to learn how to program his 386 CPU. The book _Just for Fun_
is a biography of him and includes the details. The initial code all
came out of his head. It was partially a reverse-engineering of Minix,
combined with adding whatever features were necessary to get Unix
applications like GNU CC to run.
If anything, the code may have gone the other way. There are
allegations that Microsoft has borrowed code from Linux. I won't
believe it until there's proof (or at least a reasonable specificity of
what exactly they might have gotten--proof is difficult when you don't
have the source), but if it's true, it would violate the GPL, which
forbids GPL'd code from being used in a closed-source project.
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<P> <STRONG>Well I got this statement from the following link:
<A HREF="http://www.zdnet.com/tlkbck/comment/465/0,10732,113210-844545,00.html">
http://www.zdnet.com/tlkbck/comment/465/0,10732,113210-844545,00.html
</A></STRONG>
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> [Iron]
It's either a joke or the guy doesn't know what he's talking about.
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<H2><I>Linux Gazette</I> spam count</H2>
<P> I decided to take a spam count this month. The
<A HREF="../issue46/lg_backpage46.html">last time</A> I did this in 1999, the
results remained pretty stable from month to month: 28-29% of the mail LG
received was spam. I was shocked to discover the rates have reversed.
<P> This month's results are:
<TABLE BORDER>
<TR><TH ALIGN="left">Legitimate mail</TH><TD ALIGN="right">226</TD><TD ALIGN="right">30%</TD></TR>
<TR><TH ALIGN="left">Spam</TH><TD ALIGN="right">324</TD><TD ALIGN="right">70%</TD></TR>
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<P> "Legitimate mail" means all mail sent personally to LG or to The Answer
Gang, even those that were sincere but off-topic, as well as press releases for
News Bytes and off-topic press releases by companies that normally send stuff to
News Bytes. "Spam" includes only bulk solicitations.
<P> And now, on with the spam! (Said to tune of the Red Queen shouting,
"Off with her head!")
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<BLOCKQUOTE><EM>
[I got a letter in a totally unfamiliar language. Thinking it might
be Turkish, I sent it to my friend Gorkem. -Iron.]
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<P> Hey Mike,<BR>
It is indeed Turkish. In case you want to publish it, I am enclosing a
translation
<IMG SRC="../gx/dennis/smily.gif" ALT=":-)"
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<P> Happy Linuxing!
<P> Mike ("Iron") Orr<br>
Editor, <A HREF="http://www.linuxgazette.com/"><i>Linux Gazette</i></A>, <A
HREF="mailto:gazette@ssc.com">gazette@ssc.com</a>
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Copyright &copy; 2001, the Editors of <I>Linux Gazette</I>.<BR>
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