296 lines
11 KiB
HTML
296 lines
11 KiB
HTML
|
<!--startcut ======================================================= -->
|
||
|
<!DOCTYPE HTML PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 3.2//EN">
|
||
|
<html>
|
||
|
<head>
|
||
|
<META NAME="generator" CONTENT="lgazmail v1.1J.c">
|
||
|
<TITLE>The Linux Gazette 39: The Answer Guy</TITLE>
|
||
|
</HEAD><BODY BGCOLOR="#FFFFFF" TEXT="#000000"
|
||
|
LINK="#3366FF" VLINK="#A000A0">
|
||
|
<!-- ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: -->
|
||
|
<H4>"The Linux Gazette...<I>making Linux just a little more fun!</I>"</H4>
|
||
|
<P> <hr> <P>
|
||
|
<!-- ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: -->
|
||
|
<center>
|
||
|
<H1><A NAME="answer">
|
||
|
<img src="./../gx/dennis/qbubble.gif" alt="(?)"
|
||
|
border="0" align="middle">
|
||
|
<font color="#B03060">The Answer Guy</font>
|
||
|
<img src="./../gx/dennis/bbubble.gif" alt="(!)"
|
||
|
border="0" align="middle">
|
||
|
</A></H1>
|
||
|
<BR>
|
||
|
<H4>By James T. Dennis,
|
||
|
<a href="mailto:linux-questions-only@ssc.com">linux-questions-only@ssc.com</a><BR>
|
||
|
LinuxCare,
|
||
|
<A HREF="http://www.linuxcare.com/">http://www.linuxcare.com/</A>
|
||
|
</H4>
|
||
|
</center>
|
||
|
|
||
|
<p><hr><p>
|
||
|
<!-- endcut ======================================================= -->
|
||
|
<H3>Contents:</H3>
|
||
|
<p><a href="#tag/greeting"
|
||
|
><img src="./../gx/dennis/bbub.gif" alt="(!)" border="0"
|
||
|
align="middle"><strong>Greetings From Jim Dennis</strong></A></p>
|
||
|
|
||
|
<DL>
|
||
|
<!-- index_text begins -->
|
||
|
<dt><A HREF="tag/2.html"
|
||
|
><img src="./../gx/dennis/qbub.gif" height="28" width="50"
|
||
|
alt="(?)" border="0"
|
||
|
></a>a small question --or--
|
||
|
<dd><A HREF="tag/2.html"
|
||
|
><strong>
|
||
|
Using a 286 as a Serial Terminal
|
||
|
</strong></a>
|
||
|
|
||
|
<dt><A HREF="tag/3.html"
|
||
|
><img src="./../gx/dennis/qbub.gif" height="28" width="50"
|
||
|
alt="(?)" border="0"
|
||
|
><strong>What's wrong with internal modems?</strong></a>
|
||
|
|
||
|
<dt><A HREF="tag/4.html"
|
||
|
><img src="./../gx/dennis/qbub.gif" height="28" width="50"
|
||
|
alt="(?)" border="0"
|
||
|
><strong>Error starting recompiling process?</strong></a><dt><A HREF="tag/5.html"
|
||
|
><img src="./../gx/dennis/qbub.gif" height="28" width="50"
|
||
|
alt="(?)" border="0"
|
||
|
></a>How Can I Delete? --or--
|
||
|
<dd><A HREF="tag/5.html"
|
||
|
><strong>
|
||
|
Deleting Files and UNIX Permissions
|
||
|
</strong></a>
|
||
|
|
||
|
<dt><A HREF="tag/6.html"
|
||
|
><img src="./../gx/dennis/qbub.gif" height="28" width="50"
|
||
|
alt="(?)" border="0"
|
||
|
></a>No rule to make target '<tt>config</tt>' --or--
|
||
|
<dd><A HREF="tag/6.html"
|
||
|
><strong>
|
||
|
Recompiling Kernel to Support CD-ROM
|
||
|
</strong></a>
|
||
|
|
||
|
<dt><A HREF="tag/8.html"
|
||
|
><img src="./../gx/dennis/qbub.gif" height="28" width="50"
|
||
|
alt="(?)" border="0"
|
||
|
></a>Fvwm95-Wharf --or--
|
||
|
<dd><A HREF="tag/8.html"
|
||
|
><strong>
|
||
|
fvwm95-Wharf: xterm comes out black?
|
||
|
</strong></a>
|
||
|
|
||
|
<dt><A HREF="tag/9.html"
|
||
|
><img src="./../gx/dennis/bbub.gif" height="28" width="50"
|
||
|
alt="(!)" border="0"
|
||
|
><strong>Another "No Login" Problem: A little tip</strong></a>
|
||
|
|
||
|
<dt><A HREF="tag/10.html"
|
||
|
><img src="./../gx/dennis/qbub.gif" height="28" width="50"
|
||
|
alt="(?)" border="0"
|
||
|
></a>Multilink PPP using Linux --or--
|
||
|
<dd><A HREF="tag/10.html"
|
||
|
><strong>
|
||
|
Modem Multi-link PPP: EQL
|
||
|
</strong></a>
|
||
|
|
||
|
<dt><A HREF="tag/11.html"
|
||
|
><img src="./../gx/dennis/qbub.gif" height="28" width="50"
|
||
|
alt="(?)" border="0"
|
||
|
></a>New Linux Distribution --or--
|
||
|
<dd><A HREF="tag/11.html"
|
||
|
><strong>
|
||
|
How to Create a New Linux Distribution: Why?
|
||
|
</strong></a>
|
||
|
|
||
|
<dt><A HREF="tag/12.html"
|
||
|
><img src="./../gx/dennis/qbub.gif" height="28" width="50"
|
||
|
alt="(?)" border="0"
|
||
|
></a>login source code --or--
|
||
|
<dd><A HREF="tag/12.html"
|
||
|
><strong>
|
||
|
Seeing Stars During Login
|
||
|
</strong></a>
|
||
|
|
||
|
<dt><A HREF="tag/13.html"
|
||
|
><img src="./../gx/dennis/qbub.gif" height="28" width="50"
|
||
|
alt="(?)" border="0"
|
||
|
></a>Personal LAN setup... --or--
|
||
|
<dd><A HREF="tag/13.html"
|
||
|
><strong>
|
||
|
Setting up a Personal/Home LAN
|
||
|
</strong></a>
|
||
|
|
||
|
<dt><A HREF="tag/15.html"
|
||
|
><img src="./../gx/dennis/qbub.gif" height="28" width="50"
|
||
|
alt="(?)" border="0"
|
||
|
></a>Good morning!!! --or--
|
||
|
<dd><A HREF="tag/15.html"
|
||
|
><strong>
|
||
|
Essay Quiz
|
||
|
</strong></a>
|
||
|
|
||
|
<dt><A HREF="tag/16.html"
|
||
|
><img src="./../gx/dennis/qbub.gif" height="28" width="50"
|
||
|
alt="(?)" border="0"
|
||
|
></a>diald dials every hour... --or--
|
||
|
<dd><A HREF="tag/16.html"
|
||
|
><strong>
|
||
|
Overactive diald
|
||
|
</strong></a>
|
||
|
|
||
|
<dt><A HREF="tag/18.html"
|
||
|
><img src="./../gx/dennis/qbub.gif" height="28" width="50"
|
||
|
alt="(?)" border="0"
|
||
|
></a>Modem Problem --or--
|
||
|
<dd><A HREF="tag/18.html"
|
||
|
><strong>
|
||
|
Another Lost Soul
|
||
|
</strong></a>
|
||
|
|
||
|
<dt><A HREF="tag/19.html"
|
||
|
><img src="./../gx/dennis/qbub.gif" height="28" width="50"
|
||
|
alt="(?)" border="0"
|
||
|
><strong>Plee for help</strong></a>
|
||
|
|
||
|
<dt><A HREF="tag/21.html"
|
||
|
><img src="./../gx/dennis/qbub.gif" height="28" width="50"
|
||
|
alt="(?)" border="0"
|
||
|
></a>security issue, /etc/passwd --or--
|
||
|
<dd><A HREF="tag/21.html"
|
||
|
><strong>Secure Shutdown from the Console</strong></a>
|
||
|
|
||
|
<dt><A HREF="tag/22.html"
|
||
|
><img src="./../gx/dennis/qbub.gif" height="28" width="50"
|
||
|
alt="(?)" border="0"
|
||
|
><strong>Linux and Y2K</strong></a>
|
||
|
|
||
|
<dt><A HREF="tag/23.html"
|
||
|
><img src="./../gx/dennis/qbub.gif" height="28" width="50"
|
||
|
alt="(?)" border="0"
|
||
|
></a>Your approach to Y2K problem --or--
|
||
|
<dd><A HREF="tag/23.html"
|
||
|
><strong>Y2K Cause Arithmetic Failures?</strong></a>
|
||
|
|
||
|
<!-- index_text ends -->
|
||
|
</DL>
|
||
|
<!-- .~~.~~.~~.~~.~~.~~.~~.~~.~~.~~.~~.~~.~~.~~.~~.~~.~~.~~. -->
|
||
|
<A NAME="tag/greeting"><HR WIDTH="75%" ALIGN="center"></A>
|
||
|
<H3 align="left"><img src="./../gx/dennis/bbubble.gif"
|
||
|
height="50" width="60" alt="(!) " border="0"
|
||
|
>Greetings from Jim Dennis</H3>
|
||
|
</DL>
|
||
|
<!-- begin greet -->
|
||
|
<BLOCKQUOTE>
|
||
|
Dear Bill,
|
||
|
</BLOCKQUOTE>
|
||
|
<BLOCKQUOTE>
|
||
|
Thanks for the offer letter. Of course, I'll take that promotion.
|
||
|
I'd love a senior marketing position at Microsoft's sunny Seattle
|
||
|
campus.
|
||
|
</BLOCKQUOTE>
|
||
|
<BLOCKQUOTE>
|
||
|
I'll be happy to help MS focus on its core competencies (making mice,
|
||
|
joysticks, keyboards, and the exciting new "Talking Teletubby (TM)"
|
||
|
line of toys. It's definitely the best thing since "Teddy Ruskin
|
||
|
(TM)" and the "Cabbage Patch (TM)" dolls.
|
||
|
</BLOCKQUOTE>
|
||
|
<BLOCKQUOTE>
|
||
|
(I have some interesting strategic proposals for dealing with the
|
||
|
Mattel and Fisher-Price problems, but we'll discuss them when you
|
||
|
meet me at SeaTac next week. Not that they're anti-competitive or
|
||
|
anything like that! But be sure to "secure delete" this e-mail after
|
||
|
reading it. Too bad you don't have that new "one-time reader" code
|
||
|
integrated into Outlook (TM) yet. We're still stuck using that old
|
||
|
Norton code)
|
||
|
</BLOCKQUOTE>
|
||
|
<BLOCKQUOTE>
|
||
|
I agree with your assessment about software. That's definitely
|
||
|
passe. We'll only have a couple more years before those Linux geeks
|
||
|
completely eat our lunch. Believe me, after this prolonged
|
||
|
undercover assignment that I've been on I know all about Linus'
|
||
|
subversive plan. BTW, thank Paul for starting that company to hire
|
||
|
Linus. I would have hated to go to Helsinki and attempt the
|
||
|
infiltration during one of their winters. I'm sure he was right to
|
||
|
put that down here in the Silicon Valley; the ploy might have been a
|
||
|
little too transparent if we'd put it up in King county.
|
||
|
</BLOCKQUOTE>
|
||
|
<BLOCKQUOTE>
|
||
|
It's too bad that MSN has been such a flop so far. How are the AOL
|
||
|
acquisition plans going? I still think you should set up a European
|
||
|
shell to do that. If Daimler-Benz can buy Chrysler than I don't see
|
||
|
why we can't have British Telecom come in and nab AOL.
|
||
|
</BLOCKQUOTE>
|
||
|
<BLOCKQUOTE>
|
||
|
Luckily MSNBC is doing pretty well, and should be ripe for the Senate
|
||
|
elections in 2002. We definitely have to finish our diversification
|
||
|
out of software before then, since I don't think we can string out
|
||
|
the W2K delays much longer than that.
|
||
|
</BLOCKQUOTE>
|
||
|
<BLOCKQUOTE>
|
||
|
By the way, we should fire that red bearded freak that's been
|
||
|
ghostwriting "The Answer Guy" for me. He's actually been HELPING our
|
||
|
customers put Linux on OUR computers and I heard that he said some
|
||
|
choice personal things about YOU. I even heard he got access to some
|
||
|
of our internal memos and is planning on leaking them to "Obi Wan
|
||
|
Raymond."
|
||
|
(<A HREF="http://www.userfriendly.org/cartoons/archives/98dec/19981203.html"
|
||
|
>http://www.userfriendly.org/cartoons/archives/98dec/19981203.html</A>)
|
||
|
</BLOCKQUOTE>
|
||
|
<BLOCKQUOTE>
|
||
|
After those "Halloween" fiascos I'd hate to see an "April
|
||
|
Fool's Document...."
|
||
|
</BLOCKQUOTE>
|
||
|
|
||
|
<!-- end greet -->
|
||
|
|
||
|
<!--======================================================= -->
|
||
|
<P> <hr> <P>
|
||
|
<center><H4>Previous "Answer Guy" Columns</H4></center>
|
||
|
<P>
|
||
|
<A HREF="../issue13/answer.html">Answer Guy #1, January 1997</A><BR>
|
||
|
<A HREF="../issue14/answer.html">Answer Guy #2, February 1997</A><br>
|
||
|
<A HREF="../issue15/answer.html">Answer Guy #3, March 1997</A><br>
|
||
|
<A HREF="../issue16/answer.html">Answer Guy #4, April 1997</A><br>
|
||
|
<A HREF="../issue17/answer.html">Answer Guy #5, May 1997</A><br>
|
||
|
<A HREF="../issue18/lg_answer18.html">Answer Guy #6, June 1997</A><br>
|
||
|
<A HREF="../issue19/lg_answer19.html">Answer Guy #7, July 1997</A><br>
|
||
|
<A HREF="../issue20/lg_answer20.html">Answer Guy #8, August 1997</A><br>
|
||
|
<A HREF="../issue21/lg_answer21.html">Answer Guy #9, September 1997</A><br>
|
||
|
<A HREF="../issue22/lg_answer22.html">Answer Guy #10, October 1997</A><br>
|
||
|
<A HREF="../issue23/lg_answer23.html">Answer Guy #11, December 1997</A><br>
|
||
|
<A HREF="../issue24/lg_answer24.html">Answer Guy #12, January 1998</A><br>
|
||
|
<A HREF="../issue25/lg_answer25.html">Answer Guy #13, February 1998</A><br>
|
||
|
<A HREF="../issue26/lg_answer26.html">Answer Guy #14, March 1998</A><br>
|
||
|
<A HREF="../issue27/lg_answer27.html">Answer Guy #15, April 1998</A><br>
|
||
|
<A HREF="../issue28/lg_answer28.html">Answer Guy #16, May 1998</A><br>
|
||
|
<A HREF="../issue29/lg_answer29.html">Answer Guy #17, June 1998</A><br>
|
||
|
<A HREF="../issue30/lg_answer30.html">Answer Guy #18, July 1998</A><br>
|
||
|
<A HREF="../issue31/lg_answer31.html">Answer Guy #19, August 1998</A><BR>
|
||
|
<A HREF="../issue32/lg_answer32.html">Answer Guy #20, September 1998</A><BR>
|
||
|
<A HREF="../issue33/lg_answer33.html">Answer Guy #21, October 1998</A><BR>
|
||
|
<A HREF="../issue34/lg_answer34.html">Answer Guy #22, November 1998</A><BR>
|
||
|
<A HREF="../issue35/lg_answer35.html">Answer Guy #23, December 1998</A><BR>
|
||
|
<A HREF="../issue36/lg_answer36.html">Answer Guy #24, January 1998</A><BR>
|
||
|
<A HREF="../issue37/lg_answer37.html">Answer Guy #25, February 1998</A><BR>
|
||
|
<A HREF="../issue38/lg_answer38.html">Answer Guy #26, March 1998</A><BR>
|
||
|
|
||
|
<P> <hr> <P>
|
||
|
<H5 align="center"><a href="http://www.linuxgazette.com/copying.html"
|
||
|
>Copyright ©</a> 1999, James T. Dennis
|
||
|
<BR>Published in <I>The Linux Gazette</I> Issue 39 April 1999</H5>
|
||
|
<P> <hr> <P>
|
||
|
<!-- begin lgnav ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: -->
|
||
|
<A HREF="./index.html"
|
||
|
><IMG SRC="./../gx/indexnew.gif" ALT="[ Table Of Contents ]"></A>
|
||
|
<A HREF="../index.html"
|
||
|
><IMG SRC="./../gx/homenew.gif" ALT="[ Front Page ]"></A>
|
||
|
<A HREF="./lg_bytes39.html"
|
||
|
><IMG SRC="./../gx/back2.gif" ALT="[ Previous Section ]"></A>
|
||
|
<A HREF="./lg_tips39.html"
|
||
|
><IMG SRC="./../gx/fwd.gif" ALT="[ Next Section ]"></A>
|
||
|
<!-- end lgnav ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: -->
|
||
|
<!-- ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: -->
|
||
|
<!--startcut ======================================================= -->
|
||
|
</BODY></HTML>
|
||
|
<!--endcut ========================================================= -->
|